Son: Dad, can you explain the word "potentially" and "reality"?
Dad: Oh, that's very easy.
Dad: Mummy, would you sleep with Sean Connery for 1 million?
Mum: Of course! I wouldn't want to miss this opportunity.
Dad: Daughter, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million?
Daughter: Of course! It's been my dream.
Dad: ( another son ) Son, would you sleep with George Michael for 1 million?
Son: Of course! I can do a lot of things with the money.
Dad to the first son: You see, "potentially" we will be sitting on 3 million dollars and in "reality", we are living with 2 prostitutes and a gay!
Son: ??????????
Tuesday, September 19
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