Jokes Galore!

One day God called Jesus and his helpers into a meeting.

God said that he wanted them to create a data base on heaven's super computer.

He said He wanted them to list everyone who had ever been born and all the good and bad things that each had done since the beginning of time. They all said they could do that and so they sat at their keyboards for hours, then days and weeks.

Finally they were almost done when there was a power failure in heaven and the computers all went off. Only seconds later the lights came back on and all the computers started to re-boot. There was much crying and gnashing of teeth and pounding of keyboards as this happened. Down at the end of the table sat Jesus with a big smile on His face.

Why was Jesus smiling amongst all this dismay?

Jesus Saves!

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What's Paul's favourite shampoo?

Rejoice!

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Who's the most pro tennis player in the bible?

Joseph, coz he "served" in pharoah's "courts"

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What's Jesus' favourite shampoo?
Follow me (and I will make u fishers of men)
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A bible scholar, after analysing the Bible from Genesis to Revelation after twenty years, come up with the conclusion that ... one of the thief that was crucified along with Jesus on the day of Calvary, was actually Apostle Paul's father! How did he come up with that conclusion?

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Romans 6:6