Tuesday, September 19

Son: Dad, can you explain the word "potentially" and "reality"?

Dad: Oh, that's very easy.

Dad: Mummy, would you sleep with Sean Connery for 1 million?

Mum: Of course! I wouldn't want to miss this opportunity.

Dad: Daughter, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million?

Daughter: Of course! It's been my dream.

Dad: ( another son ) Son, would you sleep with George Michael for 1 million?

Son: Of course! I can do a lot of things with the money.

Dad to the first son: You see, "potentially" we will be sitting on 3 million dollars and in "reality", we are living with 2 prostitutes and a gay!

Son: ??????????

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